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Happy fucking birthday to me. Happy fucking birthday to me. Happy fucking I'm really pissed

off birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to me. What a bitch. So, I'm supposed to have

my birthday party with my best friend. Same age as me. Born same day. Same year. Even

two hours apart. Basically my twin. And uh, she sabotaged our birthday that we were supposed

to have together. Her cake, my cake. Yeah. I'm very pissed off at this. So um, she invites